One day –– one day soon, I hope –– when I am less busy with Broad! (submission deadline in FOURTEEN DAYS, everyone! You have until October 1!) and going on blind dates and, like, doing my actual job, I will get back to blogging properly. I will write about things I find Super Great (e.g. my papasan chair; Spotify; little dogs on the local bike path) and about my daily life (e.g. Thai food; my supposed “spirit animal”; the man I saw jerking off behind a tree at half past midnight two Sundays ago, with his body facing the bike path, and my immediate desire to tweet about it on my phone). I will do this blogging soon. Within a few weeks, let’s say. Max.
Until then, I leave you with this:
Have a lovely Saturday.
Heather and Rachel Have Feelings 
can’t believe you just said “jerking off”