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Heather needs…

…a childhood.  Something more to be satisfied.  Men, right now.  A rest.  Two (not one) therapists.  Your financial support.  Help.  To grow up.  A job.  An eccentric beauty parlo(u)r owner acting as a spokeperson.  Some bodyguards.  To start wearing a brassiere.  A life.  A bigger cup to hide behind.  A vacation.  A family.  To be congratulated.  Gatorade.  £10,000 a day.  To talk about the weather.  A new shrink.  To jump on the bandwagon too.  Protection.  Prayers.  A drink.  A reality check.  To get on with her life.

Four of these things, for this particular Heather, are true.

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