+ what is the black goo around the faucet on the kitchen sink?
+ why will the shower not drain?
+ oh god will i get into grad school?
+ if i straight up fell asleep at my desk, would anyone i work with even notice?
+ will i see the aurora borealis if i look hard enough?
+ will i ultimately regret buying a pastry bag and tips on amazon?
+ can i have an intern to put my laundry away for me?
+ or at least fold it? i hate folding.