Listicle Without Commentary: Conditions I Have, At Some Point or Another, Decided I Suffered

  • scurvy
  • skin cancer
  • paranoia
  • blood infection on account of spider bite
  • Spider-Man vision (unrelated)
  • panic disorder
  • brain tumor (singular)
  • diabetes type II
  • Asperger’s
  • brain tumors (multiple)
  • arrogance
  • genius
  • foolishness
  • bradycardia
  • that illness wherein you feel disconnected from an external, physical reality
  • hypochrondria
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