- I know we don’t want anyone to know we’re friends because then they’ll make fan art of us as unicorns, but I’m just curious.
- Hey, what do you think of my attempt at a Johnny Depp style mustache thing? There’s a little fuzz under my lip, too.
- Sidenote, how would I know if there was a roach in my ear?
- Extreme Couponing is a safe space.
- I love you and you can make it I promise, like Mariah Carey in ‘I can make it through the rain’
- If I told you I had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
- Also this: