how to cook

1.  Pick a base ingredient:

  • rice
  • potatoes
  • pasta
  • egg
  • chickpeas

2.  Pick a combination of side ingredients!  You must use at least two:

  • spinach
  • tempeh
  • onion (yellow)
  • onion (red)
  • garlic
  • kale?  (a daring move!)

3.  Spice up your life:

  • paprika
  • cumin
  • oregano
  • pepper
  • salt
  • crushed red pepper (YUM)

4.  Throw base ingredient in pot or (more likely) pan, depending what you picked.  Pan should have either barely enough or way too much oil.

5.  Throw side ingredients in pan, either the same one as the base ingredient or its own, if base is in pot.

6.  Let everything sizzle.  Sprinkle with chosen spices as preferred.  Don’t be cheap!  Sprinkle them all up in that pan!

7.  Eat!

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One response to “how to cook

  1. Peter

    How to cook.

    1. Buy a bunch of fresh vegetables and other ingredients.
    2. Eat plain rice until they all go bad.
    3. Run out of rice, spend rest of paycheck on buff chick and newcastles.
    4. First of the month! Get paid, go to step 1.

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