HOLD THE PHONE

I’m sorry, but this is the best idea I’ll ever have. Are you ready? You’re not ready.

“Throwdown with Bobby Flay” PLUS “Sister Wives.” Yes. Bobby Flay goes to Sodomy, Utah, or wherever it is that those people live, and challenges them to a cookoff. Ideally this happens every episode. I don’t know what it is that Sister Wives cook; I imagine it to be deep-fried turducken stuffed with green Jello salad and disenfranchisement of my rights to marriage. Bobby Flay  has to cook the same thing, except somehow always worse. Always. Also, whoever wins each challenge gets to beat the other over the head with a wiffle bat, or report them to the federal government for bigamy, whichever makes more sense.

Also, this week the Neelys made macaroni and cheese with four cups of heavy cream.

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2 responses to “HOLD THE PHONE

  1. Brianna

    +1 for mentioning wiffle bats.

  2. emma

    THANK YOU FOR TALKING ABOTU THE NEELEYS.

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