I am wearing leggings as pants today, a move that (because it is new for me) still feels bold. Particularly as to accompany said leggings, I’m wearing a shirt that is neither obstinately unisex nor long enough to cover my butt. Also, much to my mother’s horror were she here, no makeup. I feel like I am Making a Statement About Women’s Bodies and saying Look, I don’t care for Spanx/shun your Great American Beauty Ideal. Guys, this must be how Beth Ditto feels all the time. Which reminds me, I should listen to Gossip more.