customer service

dear softlips,

thank you for manufacturing a “tinted lip conditioner” that gives me SPF 15 on my mouth while simultaneously making me look like a hooker with its frosty pink “tint”. i’m serious, and mean no disrespect to hookers: this is exactly the product i was looking for in the seventh grade, and am still okay with now.

love,

rachel

PS so far my break has consisted of me sitting around in boxers, thrift store sweaters, and “tinted lip conditioner.” in case that wasn’t clear.

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