From here on out I’d like you to direct all questions about why I am doing so poorly keeping up my half of this blog to my thesis advisor. You guys can commiserate about all my failings as a person, and also he will probably like you better than me.
In other news, what are the Oscars? I feel like I don’t even know. Why is the golden man statue naked? I am more offended by him being naked than Adam Lamberts’ gay kiss/simulated oral sex at the AMAs. That is just my two cents, everyone.