I really like you most of the time, but not when I open up my inbox and see yet another email from you. Sometimes it is more than twice a day! Lane, this is getting to be too much. I feel suffocated sometimes, you know? Stop pressuring me to buy your clothing. It may be “up to 40% off” but I know that once I get to your store it will be 15% off of, like, a $55 item. Frankly, I cannot afford all these “deals” you keep spouting, and all this insistence that I can makes me feel, a little bit, as if I’m being ignored. Also, stalked. (I can’t help noticing the emails piling up with more frequency when I don’t respond to them. Don’t think I don’t notice.)
I think we should take a break. Email-wise at the very least.