Stuff Rachel Fucking Hates

Center parts. I didn’t realize that my feelings about this were so strong until a series of conversations about haircuts this week enlightened me. Guys, here is the deal: center parts do not look good on anyone. Ever. Or at least they do not particularly flatter anyone, and I personally believe that every person wearing a center part at this moment would look better if they just whipped out a comb and redid that sucker to the side. Seriously! Even if you are wearing pigtails, you can move it over like a centimeter and they still won’t be uneven and it will make you look less like you’re nine.

This whole Caster Semenya thing. Guys, just leave her alone! Stop talking about her internal anatomy! Stop giving her creepy makeovers! Just let her do what she does best, which is run better than like anyone else on earth!

Joe Wilson. I have never seen the footage of the 1986 Mets/Sox World Series game, but I still fucking hate Bill Buckner. Similarly, I did not actually watch President Obama’s speech on healthcare, but I still fucking hate Joe Wilson for acting like a thirteen-year-old playing the penis game at a school assembly (and for this he makes more money per year than I will probably ever see, and has better healthcare than 99.7% of America). The only nice part of this story is that apparently his opponent, Democrat Rob Miller, has seen 750,000 in donations over the past few days because of this.

When it’s raining, and you have to go outside, and you have an umbrella but it’s been run over by cars when you dropped it in the middle of a highway once and doesn’t really work anymore.

THIS IS THE SCARIEST THING EVER Nine Turkish women had to be rescued from what was billed as a reality show, but was actually a plan to keep them captive inside a house and sell pictures of them on the internet. Oh Jesus Oh Jesus that is so terrifying

People who use way too much jam on their toast and also it is not even their jam Seriously, I cannot even see the bread under there anymore. It’s jam, not a sandwich ingredient. Settle down.

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  1. Heather

    that “reality show” story is awful. oh my God.

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